naruto is going to prom this year.

your sexual organ is apparently stupid.

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Gamzee's about to jump your bones Karkat. Watch your self.

Germany is having none of your shit today Italy. H ain't no Doitsu.

I have another pair of glasses under these glasses, you do not impress me white nick fury with an octopus eyepatch.

Doodle or Die

angry hippo causes water to boil, alarming a nearby fish

THIS DUDE GOT INFECTED BY ZOMBIES, AND HE THINKS THAT IT'S NOT FUCKING POSSIBLE?

Sassy Jack-o-lantern says no whilst waggling it's finger at your stink ass.

Flying pink ball heading to the oven at 7:26.

A very unfortunately ugly person mistaking their face and personality's hideousness as obesity.

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