Al, get off the pogo stick, you're drunk.

are you soft grunge or fangirl?

someone is going to die in their sleep...

gamzee is conflicted over his feelings for karkat and tavros

...is this a joke?

Russian snow snakes.

you just dropped my grEEN MOTHERFUCKING TEA ICE CREAM, YOU MISERABLE FUCK!

A vampire tells you the are not a vampire.

gAMZEE AND KARKAT ARE GAY FOR EACH OTHER, sPREAD THE WORD. }: )

Darwin is a fucking fish *WITH LEGS*.

what the hell even IS that?

the bench is gay for you, it wants your lumps.