"oh my god my mom was right, my hands really DID turn green"

south park characters awakened by punching themselves in the face

edgar doesn't like the taste of watermelon jolly ranchers...it reminds him of uncle jeb. uncle jeb wasn't nice to edgar. not nice at all

blind date between a spider and indecent britney spears

abstract mavis

a fat little bird cuddled up for warmth

a seal with legs hates christmas

i shot a pig so hard it turned into ham

I messed everything up.

Timmy got coal from santa because he's a little turd. Now his dad has to listen to him whine about it

pacman you need to go on a diet dude

frog licking its own eyeball while drinking a can of pabst blue ribbon