A rubber ducky alone in the calm sea.

The last unicorn never bathes.

Sentient sickness detection hover bot's prime directive: Eradicate all humans with the flu.

A blushing happy cat is climbing a fence to gain entrance to the mansion she will soon claim for her own.

Mr. Pringles has lost his can. Now he struggles, homeless, alone and lost.

A Gypsy fortune teller tells a gullible woman about her future husband.

Tiki Hawaiian Surfing Club President

Steven Tyler wearing lipstick asks a guy make love to him on the side of the road. The guy refuses and Steven runs away crying, then dies.

Don Juan loves the sun, even with all it's flaws

A man has a small lobster living in his pants and he has no idea how it got there.

A soft serve ice cream in an inferior plain cone that tastes like cardboard mush. It's owner threw it wishing he had gotten a sugar cone.

Wyvern uses fire breath against Warrior. Warrior defends with the Magestic Aegis of Ages, +10 against elemental attacks. Roll D20.