stickman flails wildly in an attempt to dislodge a slice of watermelon from his butt, while a stickchild watches with mild interest (?)

that's it, i'm kinkshaming this entire site.

The pink penguin complains that the fashionista brown penguin only ever sits on the curb and people watches.

"that's rude. calm down, :( have a cookie! [picture of a cookie] cool! mmm. ooh!"

president rat tells all the cockroach media reps to calm down, he'll answer questions 1 at a time

a ninja riding a tortoise in the desert, surrounded by saguaro cacti. the tortoise looks unhappy.

Coral snake?

Footless man in a tux isn't sure he made the right decision in marrying that headless gorilla.

A cat chasing a laser

A bunch of multi-ethnic people all piled up after presumably fighting over $200.

An astronaut dangerously close to the sun sees a red pac man ghost, burning up in the suns rays.

Guys face falls off onto the table.