pikachu harnesses the power of the wind

sustaining head injury via stop sign

no radioactive 6-packs allowed

Happy to have escaped the confines of your colon, your poop sings a triumphant song of victory.

the ultimate fantasy

ERMAGHERD SERLER MERN

trophy hits house

pour it in my mouth

tell-it-like-it-is alien

New Chain

Sir Patrick Stewart gets breast implants.

optimistic spider delivers the bad news

hermaphroditic seal zygote

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