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santa claus telling abraham lincoln to stop to put down his pants
Man going for a walk in the middle of nowhere steps in dog shit.
Tommy Pickles is aroused by a one-eyed Lucky Charms marshmallow on a chair.
Santa has been insulted by Han Solo
the child asked for santa, but some liberties have been taken by the artist he commissioned.
The solar system.
"I misread that as "hits"" says the king's advisor. "Fuck off, I'm married!" he retorts. "Shit no fuck you" says the little girl.
Virgin mobile being as shitty as a banana phone.
cool sun has cool day
a giant pony killing pepol"s
Zombie cow attacking girl with wild spaghetti hair
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