When Chad took the stage, nobody expected his "fireman" strip-tease to be so well-researched.
In a battle of wizards, you should never ask your opponent to make you something to eat.
Lucifer still used myspace, but at least the pictures were up to date.
A gold watch? A WATCH?! That's not all you could've grabbed, and you know it Alice! You better come back with the big bucks for your acid!
You can't fool me, clown. The moment they let you out of jail you're going to come over and eat all of my dogs. I just know it.
It's been years since that terrible accident with the Binford 6100 Turbosaw, but gladly Wilson was a forgiving man.
Please Mr. Squid, take the last slice of cheese pizza. I can't take another bite. I'm begging you!
Okay, this is a toughie. A blue mouse, with an orange sash around it, with a green tail that has a lightbulb at the end.
Helena Bonham Carter is confused by the physics behind balloons.
Some sort of purple creature found a (or stole) some treasure and it's thinking about a car.
Bookie Wookiee
marge simpson as a super hero
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