sad bacon

Mr. Potato head cheats on his wife.

no no no

a dog on a surfboard

A lion eating the thing you love most.

the eiffel tower sinking

Hipster squirrel drinking Starbucks

Lots of wood

Mitt Romney giving a lapdance in a G string

Robin Sparkle's newest hit "Sandcastles in the Sand"

everything

what your cat does when no one is looking