Italy.....grabs two chunks of...fecal matter...and pushes them together. And wants them to be gay together. WITH HIS BARE HANDS DEAR LORD

Doodle or Die

Manly man wakes up one morning to find he has massive breasts. Most likely the doings of MisterDude.

New Chain

In Soviet Russia, pasta eats you.

True love. Prussia with a duck beak is kissed by france, who's face seems to be going inward

Step 3: get the fuck over it

New Chain

Russia cooks an omelet for the whole family. Just. One omelet.

Spain has a seizure trying to find Romano,who is hiding under a box

I CAME IN LIKE A WREEEEECKING POOOOP

Doodle or Die

A homosexual enters the room and is greeted with "swiggity swag here comes the cigarette"

Fiolee movie instead of bee movie

America becomes Russia's child. He questions when it happened

Well first you spin around STOP double take THREE TIMES then PELVIC THRUST WOOOOOO WOOOOO stop on your right foot DONT FORGET IT!

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