A man puts a giant, orange jelly worm over his head as a wig.

Reggie Fils-Aime is haunted by Giygas in his nightmares for not releasing Mother 3 in North America.

A man drinks water while crying at the thought of someone shoving celery up their butt.

A karaoke machine malfunctions and begins to display the word "FUCK" in big red letters. The man on stage is in distress.

Monsieur PĂ©nis wearing a monocle. He dabs at his burrow most apprehensively, but it is cum, not sweat.

Is... Is that Doctor Doofenshmirtz with a foot for a head?

Shakespeare wearing a makeshift diaper fashioned out of a Twister game mat inquiring about Guy Gardner.

A Chinese jellyfish displays a euphoric smile, charming everyone around him.

An iguana with a rhino horn for a nose walks across to the side while wearing a sign that says "gay" in cursive style.

An anorexic Tigger does jumping jacks.

A scenic view of an ocean with marshmallows in the sky acting as clouds. The artist also apologizes for taking so long.

The moon's retarded baby cousin and Mr. Magoo marvel at a TV ad introducing a new shit-flavored ice cream float.

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