i got up at 5am to make all these goddamn pancakes

Solid Snake glancing disaprovingly at a typical fake female gamer asking `Whats metal gear`

Totally not pizza.

A lone orange ball sits in a ocean, the yellow sun beating down on the waves, that crash on the beach as two white doves fly by.

A young girl plays a haunting piano refrain in her room, as a bald John Egbert watches her through a window, laughing.

JohnDave buttsex?

man that guy sure does like rabbits.

A boy stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, is this boy's birthday. What will the name of this boy be?

Anime in a nutshell.

A naked Man

Its friday, with a bunch of extra space.

America...or 'MURICA! is it states.