You are wrong in every conceivable way. You sir, are smoking the bargain crack.

FARFETCH'D DROWNS A MAN IN LEEKS

a sunburned monkey with a blonde wig elicits a whistle from a bulbous-nosed man

i would ask you to duel me but you have no arms. what a shame.

Pickle Inspector as a child often forgot the names of his friends

derpy moose attempts to connect with people on the internet

Years in the future... but not many...

a couple honeymoons beside an oil rig

lock eyes from across the room....

A man's last word echoes through the cosmos. Alas, it holds no decipherable meaning.

rainbow drinker

a man kicks off his rainbow blanket to start the day