no man is exempt from the stern punishment of the law

potato man shows no mercy

perusing my porn stash only to find cold pizza from last year

up to your neck in puppet taint

a polar bear bares his golden fangs

a young cat girl awaits her doom in confusion

beyonce's self esteem

the raccoon decides to sacrifice the rest of his dignity

and unfortunate acident involving a fork

lobstigphin

you look into the mirror only to realize that you have become the hottest person on earth