an empty shore

Can of Campbell's chicken soup swears that its ingredients are dead

A bird with a red hat singing

Jack Frost decides to be a dick this holiday season; freezes boy into giant angel ornament

a nice russian lady

Your Honor, in my defense she was literally asking for it

Lonely man just wants to play golf

Let me teach you how to doodle

ginger is not amused

break-it bob

not-so-hidden micky

congratulations from a dickwad