Dude, Mario is FUCKED up, bro.

A tan, black anime haired lowercase 'i' is being impaled by a capital 'Y' while peacefully saying 'it's bro.' A worm is leaving his head.

While Jon is getting his mouth spelunked by a hentai tentacle, he yells for 'Garfielf' who I can only imagine is Garfield's autistic brother

Guy who plays that FBI dude in Bones or something is sobbing over an earthworm birthday party.

Dinosaur covered in lava watches as radio-equipped red underwear descend into a grey flower pot.

Pink eye. Oh gross..

The saddest fucking bandaid you ever did saw..

The basketball from SpaceJam gets his own show on ABC Family. Or Freeform or whatever the fuck it's called now.

She got dumps like a truck, truck truck, thighs like what, what what.

A progressive interracial sex move called the Canadian Handstand.

The room looks dark, but then you realize it's actually just FULL of black people...

Samsung's new Note 8 is hot among Trump Supporters.