He's finally here: crashin' for you. He's the first member of the DK jews. Put your hands together if you wanna pray, o m g the desc is gay.

Ned Flanders is hiding something behind his back. The Darkstar rises in the sky behind him, signaling the endtimes.

WaveRace Wars

I can make a bettel game wirfout Konarmi - yourr see! Irr show you arr!

I know what you must be thinking.... "Is that horse really going to rape me? His name is RAPE HORSE!" Well I'm gonna let you in on a secret-

All of these sick burns I used on you will be gone, Piglet. Like drops of honey in a beehive. ... Time to die.

Look, I know you're confused, so let me make it easy for you. Here, look: my back is turned, how's that? See that deliciously toned rump?

WHEN THIS CRYSTAL TRANSPORTER HITS 88 TEARS PER SECOND, WE'RE GONNA SEE SOME SERIOUS SHIT!

And that's the power of my stand: 「B A D」! Get ready to beat it, asshole! SHAMONESHAMONESHAMONESHAMONESHAMONESHAMONE!!!

Buddha's third eye scopes them fat tats

TRNSL: "Cotton Candy Chan, there is a red string connecting our hearts, unless that is actually just more spun sugar on my sleeve."

Nice, Frace: JUST CALL ME SPEED RACER!