Get the house off my head. Get. It. Off!

A beautiful rendition of... Fuck that

a delicious carrot

don't smell the cat's paws, DON'T!

bug with glasses enjoying an excellent meal of grass

New Chain

He has a hat of cake

a grey little kid is flying for his life from a hungry, chicken pox-ridden pac-man

Doodle or Die

a poor little doggie is caught by a big ol' mean tornado

a nightmarish demon with sharp fangs and pool balls for eyes

her yellow burkha was the only thing that gave him an erection

suave guy with thick curly hair uses his giant popeye arm to point at a six

not only did the squid squirt ink EVERYWHERE, but the photographer barely even managed to keep it in frame

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