A man assumes control of the penis empire by throwing the former emperor of the roof of the highest tower. The penis army salutes him.

New Chain

A lesbian

The base component of cheese

An astronout and his dog trying to solve a maths problem

A man with a bus for a face.

Cheerios invade a bowl

A carrots eyeball has popped out, the carrot is understandably upset by this.

A man holds a child down as his companion prepares to stomp on the childs face.

Batman watching the human centipede.

A man with purple hair weilding a pistol

A bunch of di- wait, no Im fucking tired of drawing and describing shitty drawings of hands, you can all go fuck yourselves

A blue teddy bear

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