What my girlfriend says whenever i try to stick it in.

An angel suffocating a women by dragging her into outer space.

Sorcerer Tim brings a refrigerator to life so he can teach it the meaning of loneliness.

Flame breathing duck ignites the fires of love.

Loki strokes his crotch while laying in a seductive pose with a broken neck.

Scrotum chin, gets up close and personal with some hot buns.

Man awkwardly stares at fourth wall while pulling a baby duck out of a mans crotch.

Nobody wants this banana.

Giant anthropomorphic boner with snake tongue, rages while sharing my feeling that there is too much fucking Homestuck on Doodle or Die.

Man dies from curiosity.

Dismembered cat head with bowling balls for eyes, asks the hard questions.

Jeremy the shrub, desperately wanted to be a Christmas tree.