vampire took a bite out of crime (and toilet paper)

This goddam rape-bear

A1 Peanut is sexy tits

Pika-Parka

The count laughs at the misfortune of the number seven, as it has chewing gum on its face

anarch tries to eat dildo

The Gap tries to sell ice cube trays to a corn chip

Europa Universalis III - The Pommerania Sucession.

Unhappy pyro tells you to get bent get bent get bnet get bent.

potato is sorry he shot trier

France anexes England via a conveyor belt

green hair...