A scared-looking car with feet says "NO"

Buttsex.

An ant meets a man and tells him his tale of woe: He caught his girl with another ant. The ant cries and gets wasted. The end.

Two frogs saying 'Sup to a WTF snake.

Someone tries to rescue his pen from two dildos that look like a drawbridge.

A big blue nose.

One Hand, One Heart

A headless orange man with yellow horns and weird teeth says "Thanks."

A creepy looking blonde boy whose face takes up the entire page.

Emo boy is trying to seduce someone by reminding them that they could do worse.

The devil doesn't know what the hell a Pikachu is.

A TARDIS in a color other than blue.