Rest in Piece, my delicious Dippin' Dots

Man, someone really needs to see someone about this Homestuck addiction. They start out okay but now they're yelling at me D:

Tom Nook

A sassy man with a mohawk and an orange feather boa. He also has on orange blush. Such a sassy man.

Two triangles are shooting the man. He just wants to get on top of the birthday cake.

"BUT HOW" screams the confused wolf, finding himself on the moon rather than earth

Someone wrote my name! Who is this mysterious person? I have yet to find out.

Mr. Cuddles is such a fancy, fancy cat. Look at this cat, he is just so fancy. Good job at being fancy, cat.

OH GOD THESE VELVET CURTAINS FEEL SO SOFT

a blue phone booth is shivering in outer space. I think it needs a blanket.

..nope nope nope

Frodo calls Sam the hero, Sam says thank