a pig flying because today is the day that green became a creative color

person telling a cat he is wearing a bath robe but in reality he is wearing a suit

a house begins to burn down so much it becomes unfinished

a stick figure looks smug and says he/she/xe feels better already

a customer service operator confuses the name of a customer with her ex

a tv with a person on it tries to throw a hot dog at mr potato head

stick figure holds a rock and flexes at oncoming passerby

stewie with a top hat cries because his nose is too close to his teeth

oh lookie here, someone spilled their paint.

qwop fan-fiction

knees weak arms are heavy there's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

nihilanth