Captain America in his later years.

An old man dodging a bullet by jumping off a moving car.

A horse

A cat is enjoying a bag of Doritos while holding, from the look of it, a pair of balls.

A lone soldier descends a long, dark spiral staircase.

A potato is finally living out its dream of becoming a tree. An inspiring tale of friendship, love and betrayal.

Red wine is better than white wine.

SOMEONE HELP THAT WHALE, IT'S GOING TO DROWN!

Well, someone must have gotten a perverted description.

Pablo Picasso in his early years.

A forest.

A man is holding his baby by the head. Parent of the year 2013.