I want you to draw me whatever makes you happiest in this world. I mean, it really get's you going an unbelievable amount.

The table is prejudiced against guns.

Shelby means poop staind (apparently like the band staind) jackets.

Siri writes with her own written language sometimes.

THOSE ARE NOT YOUR SHOES CAT! YOU ARE A CAT! NOT A HUMAN!

Electric Razors apparently molest my whiskers while I sleep... Don't know how I feel about that...

LoL U Mad? Yes... Yes I am. No more fucking memes, you god damn /b/ tards and whatever the fuck reddit people are.

Awwww shit... This LSD is making me skateboard through Sesame Street.

Meat puppets require food, preferably meat.

I am so mad at this fishing thing right now. Seriously, like, I'm so mad that I have angry scribbles.

Grimace as a child.

Candy horses were the predecessors to the modern day candy truck rapists.