Zombie snake?

A star is holding a gun (?) and is just about to shoot another star. The star who is about to get shot says "Whoa, man."

THAITANIC! (lol thai)

The octopus rose his tentacle and spoke the words: "I'll keel u"

Sickness.

So alone.. Here in the nothingness. I am being swallowed by the darkness. My enemy, the shadows. Help.

I overestimate your skills? Oh really? Yeah.. I do..

lolwat?

The man asks himself "Tea?"as he stares at the chocolate chip cookies.

A sugarcube punches a cupcake. The cupcake cries and the sugarcube shows no emotion.

It did? Oooh, good!

Nope. That's just bloody disgusting. LOLOLOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?