Doodle or Die

A pretty young brunette in just her underwear refuses to show her boyfriend her breasts on the basis that he's been bad. He pleads anyway.

A man labelled "fat fuck" has sat on some green paint. How embarrassing. The whole thing is framed in a green border.

A pterodactyl flying off into the sunset notices a pea on his bacl

A green dinosaur sings in the shower.

A brown dog in a shirt and red tie is confused by something above him.

A bat anthro flies over a crowded street, covering himself with his wings.

Doodle or Die

A scientific wolf considers the merits of 2 flasks. One (labelled A) is green, whilst the other (B) is blue. He can't choose between them.

A cute little bunny, he barks like a dog.

An Australian man is shocked to discover that love between a crocodile and a rabbit is indeed possible.

Never stare directly into the sun

An elephant looks nonplussed infront of the Great Pyramids

A happy looking three-legged stickman checks the time: It's 9:00.

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