A T-Rex wishes there were mammals around so that he could have some cheese.

My pet dragon brought me yet another orc head.

No better way to discipline an infant than a sturdy metal hammer. Oh that diaper better be spotless!

Joe became a professional hit-man because everybody made fun of his stuttering when he was a child.

Having fun in the snow with my new brown scarf

The sun-bleached skull of the last unicorn

It's the brain of a genius, hovering proudly in the air

Botticelli's Venus surfing the waves while wrestling Falcor

f i r e ! my hands are on fire!

An early screenplay draft for The Matrix had neo refusing the red pill, thus shortening the film quite significantly.

The mongol empire thrived mostly because Genghis Khan managed to conceal the truth of him being, in fact, a fox.

Richie knew his Offensive Racial Comments would eventually turn people against him.