I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.

A zombie joins the olympic 100m sprint team.

You find a skeleton using your bathroom.

Give everyone in this thread points - unless they reference Bert or Megaman. Instead draw a healthy breakfast!

Somebody PLEASE think of the children! (a la Maude Flanders.)

In the dentists chair, Billy realized that he hated Dr. Who, but was too lazy to do anything about it.

The 'hairy cherry' popsicle was met with very limited sales. Hirsute confections just don't seem very popular.

A dead-baby skeleton angel. a lil creepy.

Lou Reed died from bleeding eyes resulting from listening to his terrible last album with Metallica.

A viking is pleasantly surprised with the cleanliness of a public toilet.

Richard Nixon claims that he did nothing wrong.

A box of baking soda commits suicide by jumping of the top rack of the fridge - narrowly passing the butter.