a horse taking a shit in the rain

a glamorous cock talking with an orange.

godzilla getting a present from someone!

thee uglyest man on the planet. take your time drawing, he really is super fugly.

the sun talking on the phone.

a man with long arms shooting a gun.

a Canadian Mountie with weed.

a teddy bear crying blood.

harry potter is broke. probably blew all his money betting on quidich and drinking butter beer.

some titless hag.

a sperm genie, literaly. im not fucking kiding, a sperm that is also a fugly genie.

a blob saying "it isnt"