free brown things with words on

god dammit, someone knocked over the ink bottle again

Fruit Squad strikes a pose. Except Carrot. Nobody likes you Carrot, get fucked

A snake grafts a rib-eye steak onto himself; his ant girlfriend is disgusted by this

A man's sentient heart says goodbye before attempting to drown itself

IT'S NOT FUNNY DON'T TALK

A pink rhino gets a failing grade on his math exam and disappoints his family

Words of wisdom

A tragic tale of a man who can't spell for shit

It's a fucking sack that says "ye old sacks" on it, what the fuck do you want me to write

BREAKING NEWS: World's faggotest man found

Fact: The moon and pizzas are the SAME THING.