Poochy seems to love playing those old video games. Maybe you should take him for a walk, maybe he'll see a real hedgehog or something.

Old geezers in a boat

"Bwahahahah" the now giant madboy cried. "The world is mine!" he yelled, quite unaware that the hem of his robe had caught fire.

The farmer inspected the glorious teat before him. He would milk this teat, milk it all day he would. And then he would make cheese from it.

Number one doesn't take your shit anymore. You will go down to that planet with the away team. Because frankly, we have too many red shirts.

A blue ball and some straw, it was all the leads the detective had, so where should he go next? The farm, or the blue ball factory?

Captain America: The satanic version.

Navi the fairy finally takes a stand against the hopelessly clueless green clad Hylian.

"Oh balls, what the hell is that?" he exclaimed, watching in abject terror as the monstrosity approached him.

"Maybe you should just draw something" he responded, "Like this gun?" she said, brandishing the quite considerable high tech weapon. "Yes!"

Clearly an accident involving fresh french baked goods.

Two Sakura trees in bloom on their respective close set hilltops.