the nesquik bunny works for the police and is cracking down on santa's underground drug cartel. try getting away now, motherfucker

comfy bedsheets that depict a man peeing into a fish's mouth. the sun watches in horror.

Doodle or Die

doodle or die wouldnt let them submit their drawing because it was "too abstract" and "needed more colours" They are quite angry about it.

Doodle or Die

a cute caste with a bridge over a moat. there are some trees near it and in the distance, you can see a mountain. the sky is calm pale blue

Doodle or Die

hank hill but dressed as an incel traditional german yodeler addresses kids who've been beating their meat in his toolshed

bald country man takes on the high-wasted pants trend in hopes that it will help with his hobby of hitchhiking

confused goose

slimer treated himself

fat guy sleeps. like, he's really fat. my-600-pound-life kind of fat. there's an untouched plate of pancakes in front of him. he seems happy

Hey! Listen!

An alien house on the moon. There is a pond with a bridge. What a nice place to live, once you get past the whole 'no oxygen' part.

a nice tree

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