Lobster bisque ice cream is new, tasty, and delish.

Jesus welcomes you to heaven and informs you that exclamation points aren't real.

A sad snowman with a perplexing dilemma as explained by the words he says: "I freeze everything I touch :(."

NO MORE MEGAMAN

Vikings and pirates unite under Soviet Russia.

The green peas get in formation to wage war.

An amputee cries tears of blood.

People just lost a real life game of hangman. The answer reads "F _ _ _ Science!"

Jerk in a turtleneck exclaims "Good God, is that a tablet or a toilet" while looking in the garbage at either a tablet or a toilet.

Moose snorting snot bubbles and farting green nuclear explosions.

The Helltop 666 laptop is the best gaming laptop on the market with 1000 GB Ram, i8 processor, 17" screen, and 5 TB memory.

Either a dog head with a snake tongue coming out of a knee or someone in long johns pooping out a stick.