oh shit that fish is about to get struck by lighting but he uses his green eye superpowers to stop that shit

The Jawas get drunk and steer their giant transport into the ONLY body of water on Tatooine.

A mexican penguin. He's eyeing that tequila but he remembers what happened last time. No more tequila for senor waddles.

A dude begs the pizza wizard to fulfill his deepest desires.

Hentai straight from Japan. Curse the censors. Draw your waifu (anime wife/crush) in a compromising position.

Black dudes really dig KFC.

Pictured are the rare purple dildo vines of southern africa. They are known to grown in thick forests and reach up to 30m tall. Lovely.

Louis says that he doesn't need his PEELZ. But he totally does.

While you were playing Skyrim, the cat filled its litterbox with shit. It hates you for it and starts shitting behind your couch.

Blue haired tsundere is about to be tentacle raped.

After charging up for a whole fucking episode, Goku decides that he STILL needs to charge up more. The next episode is the same.

A spider happens upon a twenty dollar bill. "Think of all the dead bugs I can buy!" he exclaims. Then a black dude takes it.

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