It's The Amish Dating Game! Bachelor number 2 is a zombie, but I guess they eschew technology so there's no conflict.

Captain Hook, excited by the thought of being laughed at while peeing from the bow of his ship. He has also shaved his moustache, apparently

The xenomorph develops a taste for cupcakes, succumbs to obesity.

A stunned hen's night at a strip club discover why that last move was called The Firehose

The circus janitor suspects one of the clowns of wanting to eat his adorably tiny dog; decides to lock said clown in a cage.

The twins from the Shining practice their spooky hallway routine on a bottle of French's mustard

Satan got beefy and made a myspace account, complete with kissy face mirror shot.

The machines thought they had won, but they could never have expected that a zombie John Connor would rise to lead the resistance.

No-good dolphins in a confederate-flag-painted truck. One of them swings an oar at a blonde girl on a bike, hitting her.

An evil seagull holds a tiny steak in it's claw and an evil smirk on its face.