A woman's breast disguised as Mario.

WELCOME TA THE RICE FIELDS MUTHAFUCKAS!

Doodle or Die

Sonic is finally fucking dead and will no longer be played the fuck out.

a cat sadly accepts booing off of a stage as a tap dancer and removes his top hat

Android 18

Two friends are watching Cops as God himself tears down their walls and interrupts television's greatest program in his inglorious mannerism

He is magic. wow

Photo realistic picture of a blue dinosaur as he outstretches his wings in pride.

A man wrapped in a blanket with a purple beard holding the letter "P" demanding a naked man's soap

The already paid hooker refuses the transaction at the last minute when realizing her client's nose was too small

A small half-naked man is forever trapped by the heartless

Doodle or Die

"I must defend my sister with all the hope I have left and defeat him." -Generic Hero

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