Chain of reasons.

Durp. I'm assuming the picture was of green eggs and ham.

After encountering a large insurmountable crevasse, Bear Grylls decides it's time to drink his own piss.

Best pokemon in the world

Moon takes laser to the face after intense spelling bee.

A flying fuck.

idk what. Draw an armadillo

Confused girl

Look, ma! no hands

This person isn't into pokemon. Thats a damned shame, draw Treeko.

A chain is only as strong as it's weakest apple.

Parasailing with no pants.