Maybe the Genie was inside of our hearts all along!

Now stop... Hammertime!

Steve Irwin fakes his death and becomes a hobo, because, "fuck crocodiles."

Ellen decides that she is tired of living a lie, transforms into a red-eyed space creature, and returns to her home, Planet Degeneres.

Oh, this pork is just ANGELIC :D

A commercial created specifically to be annoying enough to get stuck in your head. I won't name the company, that's what they want me to do.

Bulbasaur, ol' boy, I seem to have misplaced my pocket-watch!

anal bleeding destroys the humen.

Ugly shoe in denial, covering it's insecurities with empty threats.

Marty opens a McDonalds franchise. He calls it "McFlys", it doesn't do to well and they have to resort to selling cheap Taiwanese T-Shirts.

Playing Wheel Of Fortune. The current message involves lots of double L's, so we can assume it has something to do with Llamas? No K or M...

George Cloony tackles Chris Brown.