A baby happened randomly, also without spell check.

A penguin tries to visit watch-porn-while-skating party, and she's seemingly first guest.

Imperator Dippenomorph rises from victim's head.

A man wonders whether he shall eat that last 50% of megacake or not.

A bird covered in ash so it's black-and-white. Looks like a penguin with a seagull head strapped on. Ah, modern genetics.

A player annoyed with number of times they're forced to begin a chain with a description.

PROTIP: To defeat the cyberdemon, shoot it 'till it dies.

A DVD movie landing on the Mercury and claiming it as its territory.

Drawing of a drawing of a drawing of spaghetti or other pasta.

A globe showing Earth during Noah's times.