stupid tree grows all the fruit

the grinch owes china 1.3 trillion dolla

elmo overdoses on crack and heroin. moral: weed is a gateway drug

lame princess breaks a glass jar and appeals to the commoners to clean it up wow how classist

red sword arrogantly spills coffee on a blue sword

spongebob squareboob with blonde hair

deformed man puts poop in the microwave

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strange rasta dude erotically licks a pink lollipop

well endowed french cabinet sexually harass a christmas tree and table

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