A man is a unicorn, but instead of a horn he has a pine tree.

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Doodle or Die

A clock with eyes is ringing and a cat is talking on the phone quite clearly ignoring it.

Man Riding an Epic Giraffe

Dirk wants you Jake. Dirk wants you bad. He is blushing and calling your name, Jake-kun. Will you answer him?

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Mario and luigi are sperm.

Lady Gaga hairdos.

A disgruntled player attempts to tell someone how to play Doodle Or Die.

A blue dildo touches a pink dildos mouth and said "Uguu"

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