A really excited purple octopus.

A lizard in a wig.

Some people have to burn a flag.

Navi is not machine-washable.

This smile is OUT OF CONTROL!

The aliens are also zombies?!

The Dovakhiin is drunk.

King Purplecrown believes in fair competition, but is a poor speller.

Mario is frightened by a grinning sea-serpent.

Horus on a bowling ball.

That's a pea! Not a green lemon!

The shower is acid!