Halfling Bard

Spongebob's Artic Fling

A Halfling Bard

Dapper gent seeks his star-crossed lover.

The moon decides it's time for life in Termina Bay to end.

No arms, but at least he's packing.

A man who's love for hamburgers caused him to befall the fate of becoming what he loved most of all.

"I swore it was the last time, but how could I say no to that face?"

Patient 0

"Krogar, what is this madness?" "This, Warchief, is known as the Twerk." "...Go on."

Concealed weaponry is illegal, Mr. White