Jelly fish tells master race fish he likes sushi.

Noodle hat or normal hat?

A golf course is very happy but also obese.

An old black guy is seeing fish.

A cowboy delivering a birthday cake to a scurvy vendor.

a hedgehog scoring a try.

A red worm is eating a tucans eye.

An intergalactic device for drying ones hair at ludicrous speeds.

Batman sings Duran Duran 'Rio' on the beach wearing a bikini.

Easter has recently just past and the 90's were a decade ago.

Spider ass.

Somebody likes sweets.

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