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He'll say, "Chocolate!"

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"You have your mother's eyes, Harry."

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A bumblebee is indignant at being crassly insulted, but won't lower itself to resort to profanity in reaction.

At long last, his quest to retrieve the decapitated head of Genghis Khan was now at an end. He could now return to a pineapple under the sea

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