The Devil himself faces off in a tense stand-off against his mortal enemy: an ordinary birthday cake.

So gay, even his laugh is faggy.

Why would you say that to me?! I thought you still loved me! I'm sorry, I'm leaving you. Goodbye.

A lovingly-wrapped birthday gift.

Slenderman's casual friday.

Someone drops acid during a Pokemon design meeting: this is the result.

Stephen Stills wonders why he should even try.

Taking candy from some dick-ass whiny baby that probably was just going to drop it on the ground or throw up on it anyway. Fuck babies, man.

A cool hipster has an equally cool bike.

A close-up of a pink-haired anime girl with pigtails.

Eggs, both inside and out.

GURRRRL, OH YES HE DID.