crispy m&m can't help you, pal.

the french have many different words for "the"

sad buttered toast gets creeped out by something he saw online.

Lion of Earth loves bananas, but does not show it in his face.

The last caption musta been pretty bad, but we all know it was a story about a little mouse named Jeremy who worked at a construction site.

Noooo! i'm turning into a parrot!

visiting the grave of Hobbes naked was not very smart...

this droogie is one cool cat, about to have a sip of the old moloko plus.

I looked in the puddle and saw my reflection. I am so ugly.

green man do a summersault!

I'm gonna cut this mountain sandwich.

it's a free diploma. take it.