Snail overlord will report your whisperings to his superiors.

elephant in a vase

Dicklips will save you!

It's a pen. Is that stupid BFDI guy still lurking around? Seriously go away man if you don't wanna play by the rules don't play.

Black angel throws a boomerang spawning bees at a poor cripple

Yay! The apocalypse has come to free us from these flesh prisons

Octopus kills an unarmed (hahaha get it) black man, telling him to "say it"

Clifford the big red dog feat. banana phone

I think it's a man sipping a piano

A man shrugs at a knife. He doesn't know. Leave him alone.

Spongebob has a boner. Nice job, asshole

A three eyed pirate ship steals three palm trees! :) Also the sun is somehow in front of a cloud and the apocalypse has happened.